Tagged by Jennifer:

What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

If I could be a scientist...I would find a cure for stupidity.
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...I would work at the Michigan State Library
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...I would own an inn on Lake Michigan and give free stays to anyone on my bloglist.
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer... I would write a novel a year.
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer....
If I could be a monkeys uncle...
If I could be a CSI...
If I could be a computer nerd...
If I could be a Kindergarten teacher...I would let everyone color outside the lines

And I guess I'll tag . . . . . anyone who would like to be tagged. *grin*